Santa Banta SMS

Santa & Banta Sending Sms 2 Their Gfs.

Santa : mai Tere Mobile Se Apni Gf

Ko Sms Bheju Dekhte Hain Kya Kahti Hai?

Banta : No, Agar Usne Handwriting Pehchan Li

To…?

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Santa Ne Apne Nawen Jamme Bachche Nu

Pakdeya Per Usne Santa Te Sussu Karta.

Santa To Nurse : Bibi Eh Piece

Leak Karda Hai Badal K Le Aa..!

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Santa : Mein Tere 64 De 64 Dand

Todd Dene Hai.

Ik Hor Aadmi Ne Keha Santa 64 Nahi

32 Dand Hunde Ne.

Santa : Meinu Patta Se Tu Vi Bolega

Is Layi Tere Vi Gin Laye Ne

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Master : Mein Tenu Kutte Te Essay Likhan

Nu

Keha Si, Likh Ke Kyu Nahi Liyanda ?

Santa : Ki Karda Master G,

Jidan He Mein Kutte Te Pen Rakhia Oh

Paj Geya!!!

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Petrol Ke Rate Badhne Par Santa Bola :

“Menu Koi Farak Nahin Penda.

Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Bharwata Tha

Ab Bhi 100 Ka Bharwata Hoon.”

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Banta Singh Was Painting His Living Room One

Hot Day.

“Why”, His Friend Santa Singh Asked Him,

“Are You Wearing Two Jackets?”.

“Because,” Said Banta Singh,

“The Directions On The Can Said To Put

On Two Coats. ”

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1 Banda Bhagta Howa Aata Hay

Aur Santa Se Kehta Hai

Bhai Jaldi Jao Tumharey Ghar Main

Salaab Ka Pani Ghus Gaya Hay.

Santa : Oye Kion Jhoot Bolta Hay,

Ghar Ki Chabi To Meray Paas Hay

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Jeeto : Doctor Ne Mujhe 1 Mahine Ka

Aaram Aur Kisi Hill Station Per

Jaane Ko Kaha Hai, Hum Kaha Jayenge?

Santa : Kisi Dusre Doctor Ke Paas!!!

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Santa”S Shayari : Kutta Marr Gaya Razai Vich,

Main Pagal Ho Gaya Teri Judai Vich,

Fernail Te Machchar Beh Nahi Sakda,

Main Tere Bina Hun Reh Nahi Sakda.

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Santa : Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun

Kehte Hai?

Banta : Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

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